Why I love Forensic Chemistry
Me: M. Zoller at what point does an organism cease to be an organism?
M. Zoller: Zaire.
Me: ... it's a question I've been wondering since I was a little fetus.
M. Zoller: So a long time?
Me: ...So if I gave Matthew botulin right now he technically wouldn't be an organism within a few minutes. Or seconds.
M. Zoller: That is the technical definition of an organism, yes. Has to be. *living*.
Me: ok. Just making sure. I do like your shoes by the way M. Zoooooller.
M. Zoller: Matthew be sure to watch out for Zaire from now on. No additional questions please.